TOMMY WISEAU

HARVEY LEWIS

Tommy plays Harvey Lewis, a lonely mortician with a peculiar skill set. After seeing a drifter (SESTERO) panhandling around his mortuary, he invites the man inside his paradise and the two form a friendship and partnership. 


GREG SESTERO

JON KORTINA

Greg plays Jon Kortina, a down-on-his-luck drifter, orphan, and former army serviceman. Living on the streets of Los Angeles, he finds a welcome respite under the wing of a curious mortician (WISEAU) who decides to take a chance on him.


KRISTEN STEPHENSONPINO

TRACI WALTON

Kristen plays Traci Walton, a bartender who meets a drifter (SESTERO) in the dying minutes of her shift. She sees something in him though, and the two fall for each other as Jon and Harvey get their business off the ground. 


RICK EDWARDS

UNCLE RICK STANTON

Rick plays Uncle Rick Stanton, Traci's (STEPHENSONPINO) uncle, a cagey Arizonan who could have had it all. Jon and Traci seek Rick's help when their journey into the desert hits a few speed-bumps.


PAUL SCHEER

MALMÖ

Paul plays the mysterious Malmö, an associate of Harvey's (WISEAU) that Jon (SESTERO) just can't seem to place. Malmö plays a driving force for Jon as his journey teaches him a valuable lesson about friendship and loyalty.